Monday, January 10, 2011

Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook DITAMATKAN 15th March 2011!

Betul ke citer ni?
Tapi da masuk paper

Kata Mark
Facebook sudah di luar kawalan
Dia amat tertekan dengan pengurusan syarikatnya
Dan merosakkan kehidupannya

Pengguna sudah tidak boleh masuk akaun Facebook pada 15 Mac
Dia menasihatkan agar kita copy semua gambar kalau nak
Gambar yang kita kene tag tu la

Dia da tak fikir pasal duit
Yang dia nak, kehidupan lamanya

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.

“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.

“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.

“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.

Bagi pendapat aku la
Dengar citer Google nak beli Facebook
Kenapa dia tak jual jerk?
Mungkin dia rasa Facebook dah merosakkan ramai orang
Dan dia mula rasa bersalah kot

Facebook pon ada pro and cons
Tapi rasanya cons tu lagi banyak kot
Betul la kata dia
Cuba cari kawan yang sebenar di luar sana
Tapi, ramai jerk aku jumpe kawan sebenar bermula dari dunia maya

Jangan-jangan blog ni pon Google nak tutup jugak

Terima kasih kerana membaca Sila ke untuk info menarik

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